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Help, I Need an Adult!

by Sarchasm

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1.
Apathy 02:38
She’s spent her life searching for Alaska But got lost in St. Mark’s Place And as the trains no longer foretell disaster She’s convinced that she’ll lose this race Change her mind, I don’t know how But she ain’t gonna leave now Social norms you’re who I will blame ‘Cause you want us all the same At this point I don’t care I just want out I don’t know what to do Society’s dropping us like flies Handcuffs on our wrists Lining us up to die Well it’s time for us to fight Time to take our futures back Media man you’re done It’s over now Too many wars fought for stupid reasons Too many dead ‘cause there’s no one there Ask someone to stand up and do something They’re too busy doing their hair Elders say that we’ve got to change But remember who fucked up in the first place? It’s not like we don’t care It’s not like we’re not scared It’s just that all of these mistakes are not our fault I don’t know what to do Society’s dropping us like flies Handcuffs on our wrists Lining us up to die Well it’s time for us to fight Time to take our futures back Media man you’re done It’s over now So do you wanna grow up? Or do you wanna grow old? Work for years in a dead-end job Until you’re stiff and cold Dear future, corporate government What have you done for me? Amid all this hypocrisy I think I’ll go with apathy I don’t know what to do Society’s dropping us like flies Handcuffs on our wrists Lining us up to die Well it’s time for us to fight Time to take our futures back Media man you’re done It’s over now
2.
Supersize Me 03:51
No one listens and no one cares Your dreams all tumbled down the stairs As you go through life just remember this The kindness of people is really hit or miss Your friends are jerks, your rivals are nice If you choose the wrong one you’ll pay the price You didn’t try, you failed to think You’re future’s life support is on the brink Those little fuckers they better watch out No one will help them when they’re in doubt I don’t care how good your life may be Cause one day you’re gonna supersize me I look back and wonder where you are But I bet that you haven’t gone too far Something tells me your goals weren’t achieved Success was just too good to be believed Stare into the grill, you feel the strife The bell goes off, that was your life We just want to help don’t get dramatic But as far as I know there’s an echo in your attic You're the quarterback on the 50 yard line But basic math eludes you not a good sign You got a kill streak, why would you brag? A college diploma doesn't have a gamer tag It's twelve thirty that website can live without Just go to bed, don't wear yourself out Hey buddy can you spare a dime? I didn't plan this who says I'm fine If I just listened to the doc and tried Now I live off what the gutter supplied Look around, there's nothing I can do Learn your lessons well this could be you You didn’t try, you failed to think You’re future’s life support is on the brink Those little fuckers they better watch out No one will help them when they’re in doubt I don’t care how good your life may be Cause one day you’re gonna supersize me
3.
Is it worth being a figurine? A torn Polaroid in the scene Molded so that you’ll bring them to tears No one will give you a shit in 10 years You're not that sad But you've got dignity And an ego to prove Drain; deal the sad to the world Their engaging addiction never gets old Everybody loves feeling Of being unheard and fucked up When their friends are there To hear them when they’re down on their luck Why don’t you want to be found? Is it nice to be lost? As you tear yourself to the ground To be experienced Scared to open up and be real Ordinary and sad You’d be alone in this world If you weren’t so bad They worked hard to get you here Why you hate them it’s unclear They gave all to you, brought you to life But you turn it away, just go twist the knife They'll get over it Not like they care anyways Now you won't have to hear their stinking praise Don’t try to be good Look not to get better The constant feels nice And the sun won’t get darker We’ve dealt out our deeds So you puzzle us all Standing level to us you endlessly fall Eyes meet your eyes Stare into your soul Nothing behind them But a need to be old Obsessed in believing her hate Loving how she is scarred to the bone When she cries you can only take the bait Burning in the need to be known For the girl who sat all by herself As the layers of broken glass All fade when put on the shelf Go and burn the ash Safe in a broken home Comfortably numb Open wound never to be healed Never saved, always protected Ever agony, it's sad You’d be alone in this world If you weren’t so bad Why don’t you want to be found? Is it nice to be lost? As you tear yourself to the ground To be experienced Scared to open up and be real Ordinary and sad You’d be alone in this world If you weren’t so bad
4.
What he wants with his life Three kids, a pretty housewife He’s got it all worked out He can move on without a doubt Who me, well I see A desk job is lonely They’ve left, I know But do I have to be all alone? Keep the future under key and lock I want to stop the clock I’ve come to dread each passing day Time please don’t take them away And even if you can still hear me shout The years will still run out The clock says 12, tomorrow’s here That’s what I fear I was five years old Doin’ everything I had been told I believed what they said ‘Bout the monsters underneath my bed And now, a teen Already thinkin’ back to where I’ve been All these things I dread The monsters are inside my head Keep the future under key and lock I want to stop the clock I’ve come to dread each passing day Time please don’t take them away And even if you can still hear me shout The years will still run out The clock says 12, tomorrow’s here That’s what I fear I’m not quite sure how I got here or where I’ll go now Ahead of me, a crossroads But I’m afraid of what the future holds What am I, a lost soul? Wandering until I’ve grown old Watch the time tick past Wish I could make these moments last Keep the future under key and lock I want to stop the clock I’ve come to dread each passing day Time please don’t take them away And even if you can still hear me shout The years will still run out The clock says 12, tomorrow’s here That’s what I fear
5.
Sit and stare and lose your soul Just to become the industry’s troll You’re just the rabbit in their hat A simple pawn in the magic act Welcome back to the news But try to put you in their shoes Product placement, commercial break There is nothing that they won’t fake Brewing lies on channel 8 But they’ll never show the war and hate Hide the story that shows the facts Once you see it you can, you can never go back Station break flip the switch Every channel has the same shit Intelligence is in the eye of the beholder Just let the hot ashes smolder Smash the box, win the war Drop dead straight to the floor Adjust the light, black to red Gaze into the talking head Where am I, who are you now? Where’s the beef in a mad cow? I want the news and I want it now How can you do this, I ask you how There is a way, it’s not the best Just put yourself to the test Don’t give up just fight on If we don’t then we’ll all be gone Welcome back to the news But try to put you in their shoes Product placement, commercial break There is nothing that they won’t fake Brewing lies on channel 8 But they’ll never show the war and hate Hide the story that shows the facts Once you see it you can, you can never go back
6.
We fight for this capitalist nation Individual thoughts are a crime There goes our generation Barricading the front lines All we want is equality And for things to change When we protest peacefully They fire at Point blank range Watch that eagle soar Send all the kids to war Turn to salute your flag Our dignity’s in rags Watch that eagle fly Hear the families cry Put your hands over your heart As your country falls apart Buildings fall like dominos As we drop our bombs Watch as we destroy their homes And eat from society’s palm Is it useless to resist? I am but one person Where’s my right to exist I turn my back and watch me run Watch that eagle soar Send all the kids to war Turn to salute your flag Our dignity’s in rags Watch that eagle fly Hear the families cry Put your hands over your heart As your country falls apart Sure the conflict’s over now But they have just begun They’ll still blow your brains out with That new shiny black gun It’s hard to know where to turn When the world is dark Just run around, let it burn Duck and cover and Light the spark Watch that eagle soar Send all the kids to war Turn to salute your flag Our dignity’s in rags Watch that eagle fly Hear the families cry Put your hands over your heart As your country falls apart Your mascot’s in the crosshair Pull your trigger and watch it fall You’re eagle’s been replaced By a lifeless stuffed up doll It hangs over the doorway As you enter you’ve been warned It’s time to take our lives back From this capitalistic whore Watch that eagle soar Send all the kids to war Turn to salute your flag Our dignity’s in rags Watch that eagle fly Hear the families cry Put your hands over your heart As your country falls apart
7.
Boy Wonder 04:04
That little kid with the metal in his head Everybody questions how he isn’t dead But from that which mortal wounds bled Comes amazing style from everything he said Desolation lane, hear the thunder Standing on the corner is the boy wonder And though his eyes are filled with light He drifts as a shadow into the night With a shattered mirror and a cardboard crown Walking through the streets of this old town Yet the one who cares will follow him there Never leaving his heart feeling bare Chanting the words of a thousand tears Standing tall to confront his fears His joys in life come from simple things Strumming away with integrity Desolation lane, hear the thunder Standing on the corner is the boy wonder And though his eyes are filled with light He drifts as a shadow into the night With a shattered mirror and a cardboard crown Walking through the streets of this old town Yet the one who cares will follow him there Never leaving his heart feeling bare As the day broke in half, we went our way But you stopped me and said it won’t go this way Pull me aside and cry until you fall Speaking one word perfectly says it all Within the time that a year has passed A moment too soon and it’s all too fast Truly this hour will last for the rest Promise me this you’ll go do the best Desolation lane, hear the thunder Standing on the corner is the boy wonder And though his eyes are filled with light He drifts as a shadow into the night With a shattered mirror and a cardboard crown Walking through the streets of this old town Yet the one who cares will follow him there Never leaving his heart feeling bare Jump up and shout it out loud Never forget to show that you’re proud Living in a slice of suburban hell Throw your bible into the well Don't hide yourself behind the lies Let them see the whites of your eyes And if you can’t face something alone I’ll be there when you put down the phone
8.
The Moss 03:33
Hey Robert Zimmerman, you’re looking kinda down Walkin’ lonely with your guitar through small town after town And no one remembers you And no one really cares ‘Cause this ain’t the sixties anymore And we’ve ignored your prayers So the revolution’s over The white war pigs have won There’s no more necessity For progressive protest songs They’ve taken all our freedom And slowly steal our lives Just ‘cause they’re authority Doesn’t make it right Dear Mr. Ochs, I know you feel so alone You’ve done your justice, now it’s time to go home You’ve done all you can Ending the war in Vietnam But we’ve moved onto bigger things Killing our fellow man So the revolution’s over The white war pigs have won There’s no more necessity For progressive protest songs They’ve taken all our freedom And slowly steal our lives Just ‘cause they’re authority Doesn’t make it right For a moment there was hope And somehow it was gone I can’t pretend to understand I know I’m much too young But we’re not all that different You Sixties kids and I ‘Cause you had your Civil Rights And ours are down the line And Woody Guthrie, can you hear the whistle blow? You built this protest and you didn’t even know There's no stopping us now Our actions will not slow But without our leader it only goes to show That the – Revolution’s over The white war pigs have won There’s no more necessity For progressive protest songs They’ve taken all our freedom And slowly steal our lives Just ‘cause they’re authority Doesn’t make it right
9.
Another wasted night Another failed attempt to fix things You’re out of your mind Another fight’s begun Once again we’re stuck in this damn Never-ending hatred you’ve won Or so you tell yourself Forget it, it’s over It’s not worth it I’m sick of this You said it yourself Things won’t get better ‘cause you won’t listen I’m not fighting this war If you continue trying to lose You don’t need a leader You can pick your own damn path to choose You can’t grow up I think you’re stuck The world you’ve built is falling apart Stop trying to hide I know what’s inside I’m not your enemy So please stop fighting me You say you’re in the right Say that it’s my fault that Things are how they are now It’s useless arguing Blame us for everything ‘cause you can do no wrong Forget it, it’s over It’s not worth it I’m sick of this You said it yourself Things won’t get better ‘cause you won’t listen I’m not fighting this war If you continue trying to lose You don’t need a leader You can pick your own damn path to choose You can’t grow up I think you’re stuck The world you’ve built is falling apart Stop trying to hide I know what’s inside I’m not your enemy So please stop fighting me Don’t build this wall We both know you’ll fall And the way that things are going No one will catch you Push me away ‘Cause you can’t hear me say It’s no ones’ fault You just can’t get your way You can’t grow up I think you’re stuck The world you’ve built is falling apart Stop trying to hide I know what’s inside I’m not your enemy So please stop fighting me
10.
Melting Pot 03:00
You never talk to them outside of work You don’t make friends by being a jerk What would you give to have friends for free? Why can’t you be smart and just listen to me? All this yelling, all this pain I really don’t see what there is to gain You may have the who, you may have the why But finding the clues doesn’t solve the crime Sometimes for you to live someone has to die Things would have worked if you had just tried Maybe you think you’re the hero here And that you have nothing to fear But you’re the one who lost their mind A brighter future you will never find Mad with power and all alone You’ll be the one to cast the first stone You may have the who, you may have the why But finding the clues doesn’t solve the crime Sometimes for you to live someone has to die Things would have worked if you had just tried Someday maybe we'll all be well And we can forget about the living hell That once consumed all our lives Just try to remember the better times Lying in the grass, in the darkened fields Clouds gathered to shed the rain they yield Moments past and the days faded away Goodbye my friends, I’ll be back someday Every week you find another reason to fight You bicker and bicker well into the night And if someone else has a different point of view You just wanna lose them and find someone new
11.
In the faded light a computer glows Sitting behind only few know Always watching for mythical beasts The unicorn escaped we’re in defeat We’re made of starch and carbs and bones I swear that we’re not alone Never wanting to go back home We always had to go back home I can hear it in the air The sound of laughter everywhere 1 year old and strapped for cash We never tried to make a splash It was all just in good fun With splitting roads and now we're done A picture's worth a thousand words A thousand pictures of us three nerds And though we may never be heard My room stays to contain the absurd I can hear it in the air The sound of laughter everywhere 1 year old and strapped for cash We never tried to make a splash It was all just in good fun With splitting roads and now were done It's a really hard decision But it wouldn't be the end The outlet will always remain And we'll still play as friends The time is just not really there And I know it doesn’t sound fair So guys how about one last time Make it count doesn’t need to rhyme I can hear it in the air The sound of laughter everywhere 1 year old and strapped for cash We never tried to make a splash It was all just in good fun With splitting roads and now were done STDs and maps of cheese Keep my number, call me please We’ll be back somewhere someday soon See you on the dark side of the moon So farewell, and don’t forget to write Ladies and gentlemen, thank you and goodnight
12.
How did we say? What did we talk about? It’s all a haze And now it’s fading out Out of that time when we could smile just to live life To see the light The places we went That I can remember The letters I sent Not out of love instead More as a keepsake anchoring me down to keep me holding on A souvenir of a time that’s sailed past its prime to the end Can I just pretend? To tip the hourglass back over again To be back on the grass sharing stories of places we went Together forever no matter how near or far What I’d give to have that back again When did we change? That ‘Slowly grow apart’? We’re on our way To losing years of carefree friendship But I guess that’s what I hate about growing up The rest is history but the point is stuck and never coming up Was it just bad luck? Tip the hourglass back over again To be back on the grass sharing stories of places we went Together forever no matter how near or far What I’d give to have that back again I love to have lost just to say how I’m gone No one will know the cost that’s been hidden all along I know you said I love ‘cause I know what I’m not worth But the second best losing lost what they loved the most on earth To tip the hourglass back over again To be back on the grass sharing stories of places we went Together forever no matter how near or far What I’d give to have that back again I’m moving on Now finally turned the page I’ve sung that song But it’s past our golden age Don’t worry I’ll be looking out for you till I go Don’t care if we’re too far apart in time I still love you so Still love you so
13.
They locked me up for 20 years' time To sit in a room with the dank and the grime And scribble a note on the prison walls Don't be the one that they make fall Water pours through the drain of your soul No salvation shoes black as coal Wandering the seas and unfair sands Just hoping for a helping hand Sometimes it’s hard to be a rebel Some days I might get the blues But then I stop and count out The miles on my shoes Crusin' down 80 going 95 No one's around floor the pedal and drive Battle the day’s dark twisted sun Fight for the night without a gun The license plate reads out the words Digital to some but to others unheard Wandering the seas and unfair sands Just hoping for a helping hand Sometimes it’s hard to be a rebel Some days I might get the blues But then I stop and count out The miles on my shoes A blind man’s hearing guiding me I'll fight the danger I cannot see Yeah but I'm still stranded in this world Just waiting for my route to unfurl Wandering the seas and unfair sands Just hoping for a helping hand Sometimes it’s hard to be a rebel Some days I might get the blues But then I stop and count out The miles on my shoes

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This album is dedicated to the cast of Your Rock at Maybeck High School, for being awesome and making 2013 a year to remember.

Second full-length album! This couldn't have happened without the help of the following people who donated to our Indiegogo campaign:

Abigail Ginzberg, Alexandra Franzen, Alison Graham, Amanda Smart, Angela Rothschild, Aya de Leon, Benjamin Tuke, Carolina De Robertis, Cheryl Muir, Colleen Godfrey, Danny Carnahan, Eileen Muller, Elizabeth Baugh, Elmaz Abinader, Emma Waldman, Emmanuel Pavia, Eric DeLora, Estela Lopez, Irma Herrera, J.T. Thomas, Jay Stowsky, Jess Dang, Jonathan Blazer, Laura Miller, Liz Gibbs, Margaret Russell, Meg Webb, Mickey Duxbury, Omnicia inc., Phillip Peters, Sasha "Sashachasm" Fleischman, Sophie Kojima, Susan Boat, The Abrahamson/King Family, The Barandiaran Family, The Botkin/Rittenhouse Family, The Campos/Seligman Family, The Capili/Dimanlig Family, The Flowers Family, The Koehler Family, The Tomlin Family, Valerie Harbidge, Zachary Johnson

Additional thanks to:

Adam Ward Seligman, Alisa Hair, American Dawn, Corbett Redford, Dan Abbott, Deirdre Lynds, JC Hamlett, Joanne and Duane "Pudgy" Wong, Jordan Speers, Kat Parra, Maria Siino, Molly Gardner, Mystic Knights of the Cobra, Nuns with Guns, Ray Little, Rob Michael, The Vat, Tony Two-Tone

Honorable mentions:

924 Gilman, At The End of Radio, Cactus Taqueria, Calamity Jane Radio, Crepes a Go Go, Fusion Academy, Gelb Music, Guitar Center, House of Curries, KALX Radio, KAOS Radio, Maybeck High School, MusicWorks, Nation's Giant Burgers, Noah's Bagels, Solano Yogurt and Ice Cream, that Taco Truck near Castle Ultimate Studios, The Beanery, The College Preparatory School, The Evergreen State College

Apologies to CCSF and all McDonald's workers. We respect you and what you do.

And yes, we know that Woody Guthrie wasn't a part of the Sixties. Please stop reminding us.

Thank you, once again! You all rock!


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released October 31, 2013

Sarchasm is:

Mari C. - Guitar, Vocals
Grayson C. - Guitar, Vocals
Stevie S. - Drums, Vocals
Alex B. - Bass

DISCLAIMER: There are three different lead singers on this album. Thanks. Carry on.

Produced by Sarchasm and Zack Ohren

Additional vocals on "Point Blank Range" by Bella King, Eli Streich, and Corina Corina
Additional vocals on "Pass the Remote" by Ethan Zeitman
Engineered and Mastered by Zack Ohren at Castle Ultimate Studios in Oakland, California
Album Art by Evan Gamble and Grayson Capili

Music and lyrics by Sarchasm

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Sarchasm are three introverts with lisps of varying severity and radically different coffeeshop orders, unified by their love of superheroes, burritos, and ugly button-up shirts. They make music about mountains and friendships gone wrong.

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